April 2nd, 2007

Jamba Juice redefines "non-dairy"


Because, like, what does non-dairy really mean, man? I'm just so sick of these labels. Why can't we all just be juice?

From consumerist.com:
"Jamba Juice says it won't tell you upfront the ingredients in its 'non-dairy blend' because of 'trade secrets,' but perhaps the real secret is that it contains milk products and an ingredient known to give some people explosive diarrhea."