December 5th, 2005

3 Presents for you and yours

This is what everyone is getting from me this year. Since none of my friends read this journal it's safe to say that it will still be a surprise. Wait, not to say that you - dear reader - do not double as a friend. Just to say that you've never let me cry on your shoulder at 3 am. There's time yet, though.

1 - Webly's 2006 Kitchen Calendar. I've already gotten mine and they are perfect. Cute but not cutesy. They have recipes for every month plus helpful cooking tips (of course the tips are helpful, why would you have unhelpful tips?). And they are only 3 dollars! At that price you can't afford not to. (Scroll to the bottom of the page for the paypal address)

2 - 2006 Slingshot organizer. Because you need to know about the textile workers strike that happened on your birthday. Plus, you need to remember your therapy appointments.

3 - Herbivore Magazine subscription. Because Herbivore is fun, informative and well designed. So it's like 3 steps above The New Yorker. And I wish I'd thought of saying "Putting the F.U. in tofu since '03."

Consume! Consume!

Me you and moo shoes Thursday December 8th

I've been practicing my signature since 7th grade. Please don't make those years of training go to waste come to my book signing! More info here but all you need to know is:

Thursday, December 8, from 7-9 PM

MooShoes is located at 152 Allen Street, NYC (btwn. Rivington and Stanton) F train to 2nd Avenue.

Oh, also you should know that there will be free Dogfish Head beer and other food and refreshments but I know that all you really care about is the beer. Also, as promised, I will be making waffles. And waiting on you hand and foot.