July 22nd, 2004

Demonic squirrels

I can't sleep. I'm going camping this weekend and I am so excited to get out of this nasty, nasty city. Yeah I love Brooklyn, blah blah blah but the walls are closing in on me as only walls can.

I'm wondering if anyone else has a bird sanctuary on their fire escape? We set up a feeder hanging from the fire escape stairs so the squirrels can't get to it and then my man built a birdhouse (if your man can't build a birdhouse you have to get rid of him, or your girl for that matter, but not if this is my man reading this in which case don't get rid of me because I can't build a birdhouse). So we get cute little birds at our window everyday. There's a pair of cardinals who are completely in love and fly through the neighborhood amazing passers-by and landing on our fire escape form time to time. And a pair of mourning doves. And a pair of squirrels that took over the birdhouse. The squirrels also happen to be posessd by satan. So it's nice that we have all these animals in love everywhere, I just wish that some of them were not posessed by our dark lord. Here's a picture: